Recently, family members have been asking us if we are registered. I immediately get awkward, explain that we won’t be able to bring too much home from Mex back to Oahu, that some company’s won’t ship to Hawaii (only the continental US).
What we would greatly appreciate is a contribution to our future – medical school, purchasing a house, having little Wallaces, or all of the above!
Most importantly, we want to celebrate this moment with you! We’re stoked, we can’t wait, we’re counting down the days!
We’ve been together for a few years now,
We have pots and pans and linen and towels,
We have glasses and toasters, really quite a few,
So instead of more gifts, we suggest this to you,
If it doesn’t offend and it won’t send you running,
What we would really appreciate is quite simply money,
We know choosing gifts can be such a pain,
And this way there is no chance of bringing the same
For a couple of years we’ve lived in sin,
we have a toaster, a kettle and a stainless steel bin,
saucepans and towels we have many
corkscrews and flannels we don’t need any,
we just want you with us to celebrate our day,
but if you insist on a gift anyway,
what we’d really like is a gift of money,
we hope you don’t think we’re being funny!
We’ll put it all together and buy something that’s best,
as a reminder of our day and our wonderful guests!